VP of Something
If you divided your IQ by your YouTube views what number would you get? Explain
I’m not entirely sure, but it’d be pretty low. This might explain why my thoughts tumble around in my head, making and breaking alliances like a pair of underpants in the dryer without Cling Free.
What URL is first in your browser bookmarks?
Google.com. Sorry Steve Jobs.
What’s the next great Social Media Company name?
Tweetbookspace+: One would microblog their pictures with streaming music to an unknown circle of complete strangers. Anonymously.
What’s your favorite beverage?
Gatorade’s Orange G2. Or Blue Moon, depending on how the day is going.
What is your best invention that never got made?
A time machine. I don’t mean the kind that transports you from one period of time to another, but one that actually creates more of it. I’m just waiting on the patents to come through. That and Einstein to be reincarnated so that we can work out the logistics because my knowledge of physics is limited to gravity. By that I mean it hurts when I hit the floor after too many Blue Moons when it’s, you know, been one of “those days”.
Like, Follow, Unfriend?
Of the following – Pick one person you’d like on FB, 1 person you’d Follow on twitter & one person you’d unfriend.
KFC’s Colonel, McDonald’s Ronald McDonald, Subway’s Jared
I’d definitely friend/follow The Colonel. Who wouldn’t like kickin’ it with a wise old gentleman wielding fried chicken and Kentucky bourbon? The other two would be unfriended immediately. After all, one is clown and the other is a fictional character who works for McDonalds. That’s not to say I don’t really enjoy an Italian BMT or a McGriddle – particularly when I’m testing my knowledge of gravity.